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Rockin' in Kansas City
00:13
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I went to the show, I'm not old enough
I went to the show, and you kicked me out
I went to the show and the bands too slow
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Lydia's Party
01:35
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Went to the party 'bout 5:15
Lydia McAnally's sweet 16
Thought was gonna have me a rock roll time
But the nicotine kids are gonna try and eat me alive
Get to the party walk through the door
There's too many people think theres gonna be more
Im just lookin for a place to sit
6 minutes in and Im already theough with it
Went to the bathroom for privacy
6 other people follow in by me
Everybodys fiendin' off my girlfriend's cart
Everybody's screaming gonna make me fall apart
I should quit trying to associate
With these kind of people I know I'll hate
Still everyday I try and try
Every single day and I don't even know why
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Hotdog Husband
02:15
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Your hotdog husband makes me wanna scream n' yell
His stupid cartoon ass is gonna go to hell
Don't get me started on his fuckin' ketchup kids
I'm gonna slaughter and I'm gonna forbid
I'm gonna ovulate I'm gonna explode
I'm gonna violate I'm gonna implode
There's chucks of meat and ketchup flyin' in the sky
It's finally time for these hotdog fucks to die
Because I hate your hotdog husband and I hate his ketchup kids
Those stupid cartoon assholes really make me flip my lid
I hate the way they smell and I hate the way they talk
I don't want it no more
I'll rip the glasses off their stupid hotdog heads
Whole hotdog family is six feet deep and dead
Its up to you you're the hotdog wife
Your ass is next in line I'm gonna end your life
Because I hate your hotdog husband and I hate the ketchup kids
Those stupid cartoon assholes make me wanna flip my lid
I hate the way they dance and i hate the way they stalk
I wont take it no more
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I Don't Even Like You
01:02
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Cause you smell like shit
And I don't wanna be friends
And I don't wanna be cool
And I don't wanna pretend
I don't even like you, just leave me alone
Cause you talk too much
And your breath smells bad
You talk too much
You've made me mad
Why you talkin' to me?
Cause I don't wanna be friends
And I don't wanna be cool
And I don't wanna pretend
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She don't like Shut Down
She don't like I Get Around
She don't like Catch A Wave
Even Surfin' USA
She don't like The Beach Boys
My girlfriend hates The Beach Boys
She don't like Surfer Girl
Even California Girls
She don't wanna listen
To Brian Wilson
She dont like Fun, Fun, Fun
or The Warmth Of The Sun
She hates California
She's fuckin' with my formula
She don't like Kokomo
She don't wanna walk the nose
She don't wanna listen to a goddamn thing no
But she likes Jan & Dean
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King of the Hill
00:25
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I drink beer
I eat steer
Cook my steak I cook it rare
I sell propane I do my job
I earn my life I ride lawnmower
I'm the King of the Hill
I'm Peggy Hill
I'm Bobby Hill
I'm Hank Hill
I'm Cotton Hill
I'm friends with Bill
I'm friends with Dale
I'm friends with Boomhauer
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You won't give me free french fries
So heres what I gotta do
I'm gonna go and get high now
In your fast food company bathroom
I'm gettin' high on company time
It makes the boss man lose his mind
All the fellas in the kitchen
Their workins' been postponed
They all met me in the bathroom
I'm gettin' all of em' stoned
I don't wanna have to go to work no more
I wanna quit my job become a whore
There's only one way that I can get by
That's gettin' high on company time
They fired my favorite coworker
Just the other day
Hey won't you listen up boss man
I've got somethin to say
I don't wanna have to go to work tonight
Put me on window and I'm gonna pick a fight
There's only one way that I can defy
It's gettin' high on company time
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Hey you
I think I really like you
I think I really wanna be your friend
I think I really like you
I like the clothes that you wear
And I like what you do with your hair
I don't mean to stare
But I think that'd be make a good pair
I see you at school
I think you look really cool
I guess it kinda depends
But I really wanna be your girlfriend because
You don't know my name
I hope you dont think I'm playing some game
I know that I'm pretty lame
But I really hope that you feel the same
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Kill Your Parents!
01:48
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Do your parents ever treat you like shit?
And try to tell you what to do?
Your moms ever actin' like a bitch
And your dad is too?
Well I gotta suggestion
Here's whatcha gotta do
You gotta kill your parents
I know that you want to
Tell 'em bout all of the things that you wanna do
Make 'em cry, make 'em scream
Kill your parents before you kill your scene
Shoot your mom in the fuckin' head
Send her up to the sky
Kill your dad till your old man's dead
Make that old fucker die
Don't even ask questions
You ain't even gotta try
Just kill your parents
It's what you gotta do
Make 'em go through the things that they've done to you
Make em die, make em dull
Kill your parents for rock n' roll
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Smell Good (Be Clean)
01:40
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Cause I dont wanna smell bad and I don't wanna feel gross
I'm gonna take a shower and I'm gonna change my clothes
Because I can't be crust no I gotta be clean
Cause I'm the first punk rocker with good hygiene
Smelly people living in the world today
Want 'em to change but there ain't no way
Smellin' so bad that I gotta complain
It's insane
Smell good, be clean
Have good hygiene
Lather rinse so you don't smell like shit
Fight body odor with deodorant stick
Go brush ur teeth, rinse with listerine
Cause you can't be crust no you gotta be clean
Smellin their stink every single day
Gotta go sit 3 feet away
Ain't got soaps and they ain't got sprays
There's no way
Smelly people livin in the world today
Maybe it's an image that they wanna portray
aint got soaps and they ain't got sprays
All they need to is just go away
gotta hold my breath when I walk past you
Go and take a shower cuz it's overdue
Stinkin like it's somethin that they gotta do
P.U
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Carrie Dairy Kansas City, Missouri
rock n' roll music
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